OK - here's the penguins...
Saunders Island - The Neck - miles from anywhere in an old portacabin and just along the cliff, in a howling gale, is a rockhopper colony...
To appreciate this, you have to realise you are looking down at an angle of forty five degrees, from a sheep track six inches wide and being buffeted by a force nine that whipped Ursula's hat off her head, never to be seen again.
We Three Kings - on their way to the sea. (Actually, they are Gentoos but I couldn't resist the joke).
You try having a scratch if you don't have any elbows...